Gossip Watchers: From Mshoza to Cliff, via Kelly and Uyanda

On the first edition of our weekly column, Gossip Watchers, we start-of by having a moment of silence for Sesi Whitney Houston. It is alleged she was found dead in her hotel room bath. May her sole rest in peace.

This column is dedicated to those funny, stupid, interesting, weird, and shocking moments on the entertainment scene.

We are told that Mshoza’s (yes, that one. The one who bleached her skin and got married to a Mpuma BEE) world is turning upside down. The girl told Avusa-owned tabloid, Sunday World, that her husband left their home in December – leaving with his cars. Jacob Mnisi (the husband) is apparently also not buying them bread for breakfast [It’s tough neh Mshoza? How are you going to afford the bleach now?]

Another drama queen, Kelly Khumalo, now Jub Jub’s girlfriend and once a virgin, is tipped to be interviewed on the Penny Lebyane-presented Motswako on SABC 2. We are told she is going to speak the bile she once told tabloids last year. “Jub Jub abused me and my mother”, “Jub Jub made me a drug-junkie” “Jub Jub made me pregnant” and “I bought him an underwear”. That’s the kind of stuff you can expect from Kelly tomorrow night on 2.

Uyanda Mbuli and husband (whatever his name is) are confirming that they are divorcing- after ten long years. Apparently the last six were not as good as the first four. This is allegedly because the husband (we are told his name is Sisa Mbuli) has been been klapping (slapping) Uyanda since 2004. Divorce is not a good event, we wish you strength.

Lindiwe Mazibuko Sona Pictures, Source: GCIS
DA's Lindiwe looked stunning. Souce: GCIS

 

President Zuma’s State of The Nation Address was one hell of an event. That DA spokesperson (correction: parliamentary leader), Lindiwe Mazibuko, looked stunning for a change. This time she was not dressed in formal “I-am-the-intellectual-opposition” attire. Well done Lindi. And Garreth Cliff was reportedly undressed as he was taking part in the State of the Nation Undress (We are informed that every time JZ said “absolutely” or “poverty” Garreth took one item of clothing off his body).

 

 

 

Oh! what a week. Catch us next week.

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